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The Mummy: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
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2017 · Fantasy / Thriller / Action / Adventure / Horror
The Mummy
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Though safely entombed in a crypt deep beneath the unforgiving desert, an ancient queen whose destiny was unjustly taken from her is awakened in our current day, bringing with her malevolence grown over millennia, and terrors that defy human comprehension.
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Fantasy / Thriller / Action / Adventure / Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
Though safely entombed in a crypt deep beneath the unforgiving desert, an ancient queen whose destiny was unjustly taken from her is awakened in our current day, bringing with her malevolence grown over millennia, and terrors that defy human comprehension.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-04 14:00 UTC
Watched The Mummy so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-17 03:00 UTC
The science in The Mummy has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-08 04:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. The Mummy knows its audience.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 0.9k points
Unpopular opinion: The Mummy is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched The Mummy last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Mummy?
Everyone praising the The Mummy performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Mummy?
Honestly, The Mummy would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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