@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-29 14:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.
“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
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2017 · Sci-Fi / Adventure / Action
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill's true parentage.
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The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mysteries of Peter Quill's true parentage.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-14 20:00 UTC
Watched Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-22 06:00 UTC
The science in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-10 17:00 UTC
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.6k points
The cinematography in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2?
Look, I wanted to love Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.4k points
Hot Take: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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