@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-12 06:00 UTC
Who Am I: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2014 · Thriller
Who Am I
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Benjamin, a young German computer whiz, is invited to join a subversive hacker group that wants to be noticed on the world's stage.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2014
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GENRE
Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Benjamin, a young German computer whiz, is invited to join a subversive hacker group that wants to be noticed on the world's stage.
STARRING CAST
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-06 16:00 UTC
Who Am I should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-18 16:00 UTC
Watched Who Am I so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-24 10:00 UTC
Who Am I has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.4k points
Hot Take: Who Am I's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Who Am I performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Who Am I actually is?
Director clearly thought Who Am I was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Who Am I is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Who Am I. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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