Horrible High Heels thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.

“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
Horrible High Heels
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Someone has been skinning dead bodies and using their hide to make shoes. All of a sudden, a shoe factory whose business has been on the low side for some time improves tremendously.
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
Someone has been skinning dead bodies and using their hide to make shoes. All of a sudden, a shoe factory whose business has been on the low side for some time improves tremendously.
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Hot Take: Horrible High Heels's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Horrible High Heels and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
The cinematography in Horrible High Heels is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Horrible High Heels last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Horrible High Heels?
Director clearly thought Horrible High Heels was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Horrible High Heels actually is?
Honestly, Horrible High Heels would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
