@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-09 06:00 UTC
Lost in Beijing confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
“This film is a war crime against cinema.”
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2007 · Romance / Drama
Lost in Beijing
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A look at modern-day life in China's capital centered on a ménage-a-quatre involving a young woman, her boss, her husband and her boss's wife.
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RELEASE DATE
2007
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Romance / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
A look at modern-day life in China's capital centered on a ménage-a-quatre involving a young woman, her boss, her husband and her boss's wife.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-05 04:00 UTC
Watched Lost in Beijing so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-02 22:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Lost in Beijing.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-01 13:00 UTC
Lost in Beijing: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Lost in Beijing is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Lost in Beijing and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.0k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Lost in Beijing?
Look, I wanted to love Lost in Beijing. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.7k points
Hot Take: Lost in Beijing's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Lost in Beijing was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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