Watched A Chinese Ghost Story so you don't have to. You're welcome.

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A Chinese Ghost Story
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A naïve young tax collector for the imperial government winds up spending the night in a haunted temple. There he falls in love with a beautiful woman who, unfortunately, is dead. With the aid of a powerful Daoist Swordsman, he must defeat undead hordes, overcome a sinister Tree Demoness, and descend to the pits of hell, to fight for the spirit he loves.
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A naïve young tax collector for the imperial government winds up spending the night in a haunted temple. There he falls in love with a beautiful woman who, unfortunately, is dead. With the aid of a powerful Daoist Swordsman, he must defeat undead hordes, overcome a sinister Tree Demoness, and descend to the pits of hell, to fight for the spirit he loves.
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The science in A Chinese Ghost Story has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
A Chinese Ghost Story is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
If exposition were a contact sport, A Chinese Ghost Story would be banned for life.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in A Chinese Ghost Story actually is?
Honestly, A Chinese Ghost Story would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in A Chinese Ghost Story?
Rewatched A Chinese Ghost Story last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
The cinematography in A Chinese Ghost Story is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love A Chinese Ghost Story. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
