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Even the popcorn looked bored during La La Land.
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2016 · Comedy / Drama / Romance
La La Land
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Mia, an aspiring actress, serves lattes to movie stars in between auditions and Sebastian, a jazz musician, scrapes by playing cocktail party gigs in dingy bars, but as success mounts they are faced with decisions that begin to fray the fragile fabric of their love affair, and the dreams they worked so hard to maintain in each other threaten to rip them apart.
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2016
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Comedy / Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Mia, an aspiring actress, serves lattes to movie stars in between auditions and Sebastian, a jazz musician, scrapes by playing cocktail party gigs in dingy bars, but as success mounts they are faced with decisions that begin to fray the fragile fabric of their love affair, and the dreams they worked so hard to maintain in each other threaten to rip them apart.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-29 17:00 UTC
If La La Land was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-14 16:00 UTC
Watched La La Land so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-06 22:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, La La Land would settle the national debt.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in La La Land?
Everyone praising the La La Land performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in La La Land?
Director clearly thought La La Land was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.9k points
The cinematography in La La Land is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love La La Land. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.0k points
Hot Take: La La Land's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of La La Land and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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