@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-16 18:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Baise-moi.
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2001 · Crime / Drama / Thriller
Baise-moi
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Nadine and Manu are two mad women, as tidy as can be, almost perfectionists. They have several things in common: extreme sex, drugs, beer and the trigger. They find the solution to their problems with guns and beware to those who dare to get in their way!
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RELEASE DATE
2001
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Crime / Drama / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Nadine and Manu are two mad women, as tidy as can be, almost perfectionists. They have several things in common: extreme sex, drugs, beer and the trigger. They find the solution to their problems with guns and beware to those who dare to get in their way!
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-08 10:00 UTC
Baise-moi: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-04 01:00 UTC
Baise-moi has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-16 15:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Baise-moi.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Baise-moi?
Director clearly thought Baise-moi was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Baise-moi actually is?
Honestly, Baise-moi would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.0k points
The cinematography in Baise-moi is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Baise-moi performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.0k points
Hot Take: Baise-moi's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Baise-moi last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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