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If John Wick: Chapter 2 was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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2017 · Action / Thriller / Crime
John Wick: Chapter 2
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
John Wick is forced out of retirement by a former associate looking to seize control of a shadowy international assassins’ guild. Bound by a blood oath to aid him, Wick travels to Rome and does battle against some of the world’s most dangerous killers.
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2017
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Action / Thriller / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
John Wick is forced out of retirement by a former associate looking to seize control of a shadowy international assassins’ guild. Bound by a blood oath to aid him, Wick travels to Rome and does battle against some of the world’s most dangerous killers.
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-25 16:00 UTC
Watched John Wick: Chapter 2 so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-28 04:00 UTC
John Wick: Chapter 2 is the cinematic equivalent of finding your old toys and trying to charge admission.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-14 04:00 UTC
If padding runtimes and stalling plots were an Olympic sport, John Wick: Chapter 2 would take consecutive gold medals.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.1k points
Hot Take: John Wick: Chapter 2's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought John Wick: Chapter 2 was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in John Wick: Chapter 2?
Just got out of John Wick: Chapter 2 and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in John Wick: Chapter 2 actually is?
Honestly, John Wick: Chapter 2 would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.3k points
The cinematography in John Wick: Chapter 2 is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the John Wick: Chapter 2 performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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