Laughed twice during The Lego Batman Movie. Once was a sneeze.

“Tomato tried to leave at intermission.”
The Lego Batman Movie
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A cooler-than-ever Bruce Wayne must deal with the usual suspects as they plan to rule Gotham City, while discovering that he has accidentally adopted a teenage orphan who wishes to become his sidekick.
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A cooler-than-ever Bruce Wayne must deal with the usual suspects as they plan to rule Gotham City, while discovering that he has accidentally adopted a teenage orphan who wishes to become his sidekick.
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Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. The Lego Batman Movie knows its audience.
The Lego Batman Movie should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than The Lego Batman Movie.
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The cinematography in The Lego Batman Movie is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, The Lego Batman Movie would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Hot Take: The Lego Batman Movie's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the The Lego Batman Movie performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Lego Batman Movie actually is?
Rewatched The Lego Batman Movie last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
