@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-01 16:00 UTC
Little Women: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
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2019 · Drama / Romance
Little Women
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Four sisters come of age in America in the aftermath of the Civil War.
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RELEASE DATE
2019
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GENRE
Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Four sisters come of age in America in the aftermath of the Civil War.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-15 21:00 UTC
Little Women is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-22 18:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Little Women would settle the national debt.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-25 23:00 UTC
If Little Women was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.0k points
The cinematography in Little Women is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Little Women and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Little Women?
Rewatched Little Women last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 0.9k points
Hot Take: Little Women's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Little Women was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Little Women actually is?
Honestly, Little Women would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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