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If Diary of a Wimpy Kid was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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2010 · Comedy / Family
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Greg Heffley is headed for big things, but first he has to survive the scariest, most humiliating experience of any kid’s life – middle school! That won’t be easy, considering he’s surrounded by hairy-freckled morons, wedgie-loving bullies and a moldy slice of cheese with nuclear cooties!
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RELEASE DATE
2010
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GENRE
Comedy / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Greg Heffley is headed for big things, but first he has to survive the scariest, most humiliating experience of any kid’s life – middle school! That won’t be easy, considering he’s surrounded by hairy-freckled morons, wedgie-loving bullies and a moldy slice of cheese with nuclear cooties!
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@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-07 08:00 UTC
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-03 12:00 UTC
Diary of a Wimpy Kid is what improv class warned you about.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-16 08:00 UTC
Watched Diary of a Wimpy Kid so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Diary of a Wimpy Kid is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Diary of a Wimpy Kid was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
Just got out of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.3k points
The cinematography in Diary of a Wimpy Kid is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Diary of a Wimpy Kid last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.2k points
Hot Take: Diary of a Wimpy Kid's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Diary of a Wimpy Kid would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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