@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-16 10:00 UTC
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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2023 · Adventure / Action
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Finding himself in a new era, and approaching retirement, Indy wrestles with fitting into a world that seems to have outgrown him. But as the tentacles of an all-too-familiar evil return in the form of an old rival, Indy must don his hat and pick up his whip once more to make sure an ancient and powerful artifact doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
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RELEASE DATE
2023
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Adventure / Action
PLOT SUMMARY
Finding himself in a new era, and approaching retirement, Indy wrestles with fitting into a world that seems to have outgrown him. But as the tentacles of an all-too-familiar evil return in the form of an old rival, Indy must don his hat and pick up his whip once more to make sure an ancient and powerful artifact doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-08 06:00 UTC
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-18 23:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-24 02:00 UTC
If Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.7k points
The cinematography in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 0.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny?
Everyone praising the Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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