@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-04 16:00 UTC
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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2016 · Action / Thriller / Drama / Crime
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Years after resigning command of an elite military police unit, the nomadic, righter-of-wrongs Reacher is drawn back into the life he left behind when his friend and successor, Major Susan Turner is framed for espionage. Reacher will stop at nothing to prove her innocence and to expose the real perpetrators behind the killings of his former soldiers.
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Action / Thriller / Drama / Crime
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Years after resigning command of an elite military police unit, the nomadic, righter-of-wrongs Reacher is drawn back into the life he left behind when his friend and successor, Major Susan Turner is framed for espionage. Reacher will stop at nothing to prove her innocence and to expose the real perpetrators behind the killings of his former soldiers.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-02 21:00 UTC
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-16 18:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Jack Reacher: Never Go Back.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-23 11:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Jack Reacher: Never Go Back knows its audience.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Jack Reacher: Never Go Back actually is?
Everyone praising the Jack Reacher: Never Go Back performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Jack Reacher: Never Go Back?
Look, I wanted to love Jack Reacher: Never Go Back. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.8k points
The cinematography in Jack Reacher: Never Go Back is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Jack Reacher: Never Go Back and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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