@RATIO_RAT2026-01-16 01:00 UTC
Watched The Equalizer 2 so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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2018 · Action / Thriller / Crime
The Equalizer 2
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Robert McCall, who serves an unflinching justice for the exploited and oppressed, embarks on a relentless, globe-trotting quest for vengeance when his former partner is murdered.
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2018
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Action / Thriller / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
Robert McCall, who serves an unflinching justice for the exploited and oppressed, embarks on a relentless, globe-trotting quest for vengeance when his former partner is murdered.
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@REEL_DEAL2026-01-23 02:00 UTC
The Equalizer 2 is the cinematic equivalent of finding your old toys and trying to charge admission.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-26 09:00 UTC
If padding runtimes and stalling plots were an Olympic sport, The Equalizer 2 would take consecutive gold medals.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-12 19:00 UTC
The Equalizer 2: nostalgia bait so transparent it should come with fishing licence paperwork.
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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.1k points
The cinematography in The Equalizer 2 is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love The Equalizer 2. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.0k points
Unpopular opinion: The Equalizer 2 is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the The Equalizer 2 performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.4k points
Hot Take: The Equalizer 2's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, The Equalizer 2 would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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