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If Lesbians in Uniforms was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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1983 · Drama / Romance
Lesbians in Uniforms
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Two high school girls discover the pleasure of sex with each other until one of them chooses to be with a boy.
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RELEASE DATE
1983
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Two high school girls discover the pleasure of sex with each other until one of them chooses to be with a boy.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-19 11:00 UTC
Lesbians in Uniforms has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-25 01:00 UTC
The chemistry in Lesbians in Uniforms is so flat it would fail a high-school lab report.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-27 15:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Lesbians in Uniforms.
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Why is Lesbians in Uniforms rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Lesbians in Uniforms (1983) is served a mixed roast on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 44/100. Two high school girls discover the pleasure of sex with each other until one of them chooses to be with a boy.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Lesbians in Uniforms fit best?+
Lesbians in Uniforms works best as a classic vault title for re-roast nights for drama fans. With a Burn Index of 44/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Lesbians in Uniforms worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Lesbians in Uniforms lands at 44/100 Burn — solid for genre fans, skippable if you want a guaranteed classic.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Lesbians in Uniforms?
Rewatched Lesbians in Uniforms last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 4.4k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Lesbians in Uniforms actually is?
Director clearly thought Lesbians in Uniforms was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.0k points
Hot Take: Lesbians in Uniforms's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Lesbians in Uniforms would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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