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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
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2018 · Adventure / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Three years after Jurassic World was destroyed, Isla Nublar now sits abandoned. When the island's dormant volcano begins roaring to life, Owen and Claire mount a campaign to rescue the remaining dinosaurs from this extinction-level event.
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RELEASE DATE
2018
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Adventure / Sci-Fi / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Three years after Jurassic World was destroyed, Isla Nublar now sits abandoned. When the island's dormant volcano begins roaring to life, Owen and Claire mount a campaign to rescue the remaining dinosaurs from this extinction-level event.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-07 05:00 UTC
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-03 10:00 UTC
The script for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-16 07:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom?
Just got out of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.4k points
The cinematography in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.2k points
Hot Take: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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