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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is what improv class warned you about.
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
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2017 · Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy / Action
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Four teenagers in detention discover an old video game console with a game they’ve never heard of. When they decide to play, they are immediately sucked into the jungle world of Jumanji in the bodies of their avatars. They’ll have to complete the adventure of their lives filled with fun, thrills and danger or be stuck in the game forever!
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2017
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Adventure / Comedy / Fantasy / Action
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Four teenagers in detention discover an old video game console with a game they’ve never heard of. When they decide to play, they are immediately sucked into the jungle world of Jumanji in the bodies of their avatars. They’ll have to complete the adventure of their lives filled with fun, thrills and danger or be stuck in the game forever!
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-02 04:00 UTC
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-16 10:00 UTC
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-23 07:00 UTC
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.2k points
Hot Take: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle actually is?
Rewatched Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.0k points
Unpopular opinion: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.7k points
The cinematography in Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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