@RATIO_RAT2025-12-14 10:00 UTC
The script for Road House feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
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2024 · Action / Thriller / Drama
Road House
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Ex-UFC fighter Dalton takes a job as a bouncer at a Florida Keys roadhouse, only to discover that this paradise is not all it seems.
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Ex-UFC fighter Dalton takes a job as a bouncer at a Florida Keys roadhouse, only to discover that this paradise is not all it seems.
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-22 18:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Road House.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-26 17:00 UTC
Road House: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-13 11:00 UTC
Road House has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Road House?
Rewatched Road House last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Road House actually is?
Director clearly thought Road House was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Road House is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Road House would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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