If Borderlands was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

“Tomato tried to leave at intermission.”
Borderlands
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Returning to her home planet, an infamous bounty hunter forms an unexpected alliance with a team of unlikely heroes. Together, they battle monsters and dangerous bandits to protect a young girl who holds the key to unimaginable power.
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Returning to her home planet, an infamous bounty hunter forms an unexpected alliance with a team of unlikely heroes. Together, they battle monsters and dangerous bandits to protect a young girl who holds the key to unimaginable power.
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Borderlands put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
Borderlands treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
The script for Borderlands feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
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Why is Borderlands rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Borderlands (2024) is served a mixed roast on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 44/100. Returning to her home planet, an infamous bounty hunter forms an unexpected alliance with a team of unlikely heroes. Together, they battle monsters and dangerous bandits to protect a young girl who holds the key to unima…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Borderlands fit best?+
Borderlands works best as a recent streaming-era watch for action fans. With a Burn Index of 44/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Borderlands worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Borderlands lands at 44/100 Burn — solid for genre fans, skippable if you want a guaranteed classic.
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[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Borderlands?
Rewatched Borderlands last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
The cinematography in Borderlands is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Borderlands was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Unpopular opinion: Borderlands is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Borderlands would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Borderlands?
Look, I wanted to love Borderlands. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
