@REEL_DEAL2026-01-29 20:00 UTC
No Time to Die should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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2021 · Action / Thriller / Adventure
No Time to Die
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Bond has left active service and is enjoying a tranquil life in Jamaica. His peace is short-lived when his old friend Felix Leiter from the CIA turns up asking for help. The mission to rescue a kidnapped scientist turns out to be far more treacherous than expected, leading Bond onto the trail of a mysterious villain armed with dangerous new technology.
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RELEASE DATE
2021
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GENRE
Action / Thriller / Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
Bond has left active service and is enjoying a tranquil life in Jamaica. His peace is short-lived when his old friend Felix Leiter from the CIA turns up asking for help. The mission to rescue a kidnapped scientist turns out to be far more treacherous than expected, leading Bond onto the trail of a mysterious villain armed with dangerous new technology.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-14 23:00 UTC
The script for No Time to Die feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-07 07:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than No Time to Die.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-03 06:00 UTC
No Time to Die: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 0.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in No Time to Die?
Director clearly thought No Time to Die was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.7k points
The cinematography in No Time to Die is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love No Time to Die. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.3k points
Hot Take: No Time to Die's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of No Time to Die and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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