@REEL_DEAL2026-01-02 23:00 UTC
Skyfall should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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2012 · Action / Adventure / Thriller
Skyfall
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
When Bond's latest assignment goes gravely wrong, agents around the world are exposed and MI6 headquarters is attacked. While M faces challenges to her authority and position from Gareth Mallory, the new Chairman of the Intelligence and Security Committee, it's up to Bond, aided only by field agent Eve, to locate the mastermind behind the attack.
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When Bond's latest assignment goes gravely wrong, agents around the world are exposed and MI6 headquarters is attacked. While M faces challenges to her authority and position from Gareth Mallory, the new Chairman of the Intelligence and Security Committee, it's up to Bond, aided only by field agent Eve, to locate the mastermind behind the attack.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-01 13:00 UTC
The script for Skyfall feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-15 14:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Skyfall.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-22 09:00 UTC
Skyfall: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/movies · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.6k points
Hot Take: Skyfall's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Skyfall and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Skyfall actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Skyfall. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Skyfall?
Rewatched Skyfall last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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