@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-23 21:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, The Social Network would settle the national debt.
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2010 · Drama
The Social Network
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
In 2003, Harvard undergrad and computer programmer Mark Zuckerberg begins work on a new concept that eventually turns into the global social network known as Facebook. Six years later, Mark is one of the youngest billionaires ever, but his unprecedented success leads to both personal and legal complications when he ends up on the receiving end of two lawsuits, one involving his former friend.
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RELEASE DATE
2010
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
In 2003, Harvard undergrad and computer programmer Mark Zuckerberg begins work on a new concept that eventually turns into the global social network known as Facebook. Six years later, Mark is one of the youngest billionaires ever, but his unprecedented success leads to both personal and legal complications when he ends up on the receiving end of two lawsuits, one involving his former friend.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-12 12:00 UTC
The Social Network has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-06 14:00 UTC
The Social Network confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-03 09:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Social Network.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.3k points
The cinematography in The Social Network is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love The Social Network. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.7k points
Hot Take: The Social Network's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, The Social Network would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Social Network?
Everyone praising the The Social Network performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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