If Hidden Figures was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
Hidden Figures
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
The untold story of Katherine G. Johnson, Dorothy Vaughan and Mary Jackson – brilliant African-American women working at NASA and serving as the brains behind one of the greatest operations in history – the launch of astronaut John Glenn into orbit. The visionary trio crossed all gender and race lines to inspire generations to dream big.
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The untold story of Katherine G. Johnson, Dorothy Vaughan and Mary Jackson – brilliant African-American women working at NASA and serving as the brains behind one of the greatest operations in history – the launch of astronaut John Glenn into orbit. The visionary trio crossed all gender and race lines to inspire generations to dream big.
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Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Hidden Figures.
Watched Hidden Figures so you don't have to. You're welcome.
Hidden Figures: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Hidden Figures actually is?
Rewatched Hidden Figures last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Hidden Figures?
Honestly, Hidden Figures would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Unpopular opinion: Hidden Figures is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Hidden Figures was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
