@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-03 09:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Wonderwall.
“Two thumbs down from hell.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
ADVERTISEMENTReserved space
1969 · Drama / Romance
Wonderwall
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED48%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED54%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
The eccentric professor Collins lives completely secluded in his chaotic apartment. When the model Penny moves in next to him, he becomes fascinated by her. He drills holes in her walls and ceiling and peeps on her day and night. He loses himself in daydreams and delusions.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
💀 APPLYING THIRD-DEGREE BURNS…
— AUDIENCE VERDICT TAGS · LIVE10 TAGS
— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1969
RUNTIME
—
GENRE
Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
The eccentric professor Collins lives completely secluded in his chaotic apartment. When the model Penny moves in next to him, he becomes fascinated by her. He drills holes in her walls and ceiling and peeps on her day and night. He loses himself in daydreams and delusions.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
Public Roast Feed
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-17 06:00 UTC
Wonderwall: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-23 23:00 UTC
Wonderwall: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-27 02:00 UTC
Wonderwall is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
— FROM THE WILD
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.5k points
The cinematography in Wonderwall is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Wonderwall was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 358 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.2k points
Hot Take: Wonderwall's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Wonderwall would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 522 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Wonderwall?
Everyone praising the Wonderwall performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 462 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD