@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-27 16:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. AVP: Alien vs. Predator knows its audience.
“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2004 · Adventure / Sci-Fi / Action / Horror
AVP: Alien vs. Predator
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SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
When scientists discover something near Antarctica that appears to be a buried Pyramid, they send a research team out to investigate. Little do they know that they are about to step into a hunting ground where Aliens are grown as sport for the Predator race.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2004
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GENRE
Adventure / Sci-Fi / Action / Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
When scientists discover something near Antarctica that appears to be a buried Pyramid, they send a research team out to investigate. Little do they know that they are about to step into a hunting ground where Aliens are grown as sport for the Predator race.
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@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-28 21:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than AVP: Alien vs. Predator.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-14 06:00 UTC
If AVP: Alien vs. Predator was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-21 17:00 UTC
AVP: Alien vs. Predator thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.3k points
The cinematography in AVP: Alien vs. Predator is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of AVP: Alien vs. Predator and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in AVP: Alien vs. Predator?
Director clearly thought AVP: Alien vs. Predator was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in AVP: Alien vs. Predator?
Look, I wanted to love AVP: Alien vs. Predator. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.4k points
Unpopular opinion: AVP: Alien vs. Predator is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the AVP: Alien vs. Predator performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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