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Call Me by Your Name: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
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2017 · Romance / Drama
Call Me by Your Name
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
In the summer of 1983, a 17-year-old Elio spends his days in his family's villa in Italy. One day Oliver, a graduate student, arrives to assist Elio's father, a professor of Greco-Roman culture. Soon, Elio and Oliver discover a summer that will alter their lives forever.
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RELEASE DATE
2017
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GENRE
Romance / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
In the summer of 1983, a 17-year-old Elio spends his days in his family's villa in Italy. One day Oliver, a graduate student, arrives to assist Elio's father, a professor of Greco-Roman culture. Soon, Elio and Oliver discover a summer that will alter their lives forever.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-18 01:00 UTC
Call Me by Your Name is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-08 20:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Call Me by Your Name would settle the national debt.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-19 00:00 UTC
If Call Me by Your Name was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.7k points
Hot Take: Call Me by Your Name's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Call Me by Your Name last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Call Me by Your Name actually is?
Just got out of Call Me by Your Name and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Call Me by Your Name?
Everyone praising the Call Me by Your Name performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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