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Watched Godzilla vs. Kong so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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2021 · Action / Sci-Fi / Adventure
Godzilla vs. Kong
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
In a time when monsters walk the Earth, humanity’s fight for its future sets Godzilla and Kong on a collision course that will see the two most powerful forces of nature on the planet collide in a spectacular battle for the ages.
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In a time when monsters walk the Earth, humanity’s fight for its future sets Godzilla and Kong on a collision course that will see the two most powerful forces of nature on the planet collide in a spectacular battle for the ages.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-13 10:00 UTC
The science in Godzilla vs. Kong has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-21 13:00 UTC
Godzilla vs. Kong is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-10 09:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Godzilla vs. Kong would be banned for life.
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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Godzilla vs. Kong actually is?
Director clearly thought Godzilla vs. Kong was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Godzilla vs. Kong?
Look, I wanted to love Godzilla vs. Kong. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.8k points
The cinematography in Godzilla vs. Kong is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Godzilla vs. Kong and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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