@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-02 14:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Alita: Battle Angel.
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
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2019 · Action / Sci-Fi / Adventure
Alita: Battle Angel
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
When Alita awakens with no memory of who she is in a future world she does not recognize, she is taken in by Ido, a compassionate doctor who realizes that somewhere in this abandoned cyborg shell is the heart and soul of a young woman with an extraordinary past.
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RELEASE DATE
2019
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Action / Sci-Fi / Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
When Alita awakens with no memory of who she is in a future world she does not recognize, she is taken in by Ido, a compassionate doctor who realizes that somewhere in this abandoned cyborg shell is the heart and soul of a young woman with an extraordinary past.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-01 20:00 UTC
If Alita: Battle Angel was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-01 06:00 UTC
Watched Alita: Battle Angel so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-15 17:00 UTC
The science in Alita: Battle Angel has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Alita: Battle Angel?
Honestly, Alita: Battle Angel would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.1k points
Unpopular opinion: Alita: Battle Angel is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Alita: Battle Angel. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.9k points
Hot Take: Alita: Battle Angel's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Alita: Battle Angel was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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