Even the popcorn looked bored during Alita: Battle Angel.

“Plot holes? We fell in.”
Alita: Battle Angel
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
When Alita awakens with no memory of who she is in a future world she does not recognize, she is taken in by Ido, a compassionate doctor who realizes that somewhere in this abandoned cyborg shell is the heart and soul of a young woman with an extraordinary past.
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When Alita awakens with no memory of who she is in a future world she does not recognize, she is taken in by Ido, a compassionate doctor who realizes that somewhere in this abandoned cyborg shell is the heart and soul of a young woman with an extraordinary past.
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If Alita: Battle Angel was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
Watched Alita: Battle Angel so you don't have to. You're welcome.
The science in Alita: Battle Angel has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
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Why is Alita: Battle Angel rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Alita: Battle Angel (2019) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 27/100. When Alita awakens with no memory of who she is in a future world she does not recognize, she is taken in by Ido, a compassionate doctor who realizes that somewhere in this abandoned cyborg shell is the heart and soul of…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Alita: Battle Angel fit best?+
Alita: Battle Angel works best as a modern catalog staple for action fans. With a Burn Index of 27/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Alita: Battle Angel worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Alita: Battle Angel scores 27/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Alita: Battle Angel?
Honestly, Alita: Battle Angel would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Unpopular opinion: Alita: Battle Angel is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Alita: Battle Angel. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Hot Take: Alita: Battle Angel's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Alita: Battle Angel was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
