@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-25 07:00 UTC
Vampire Kid II: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
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1988 · Comedy / Family / Fantasy / Horror
Vampire Kid II
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED42%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED48%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1988
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Family / Fantasy / Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
Taiwanese horror comedy
STARRING CAST
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-12 17:00 UTC
Did we really need this? Vampire Kid II exists purely because a studio executive needed to secure a yacht down payment.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-21 04:00 UTC
Vampire Kid II thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-25 04:00 UTC
If Vampire Kid II was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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Why is Vampire Kid II rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Vampire Kid II (1988) is served a mixed roast on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 42/100. Taiwanese horror comedy
What streaming era or audience vibe does Vampire Kid II fit best?+
Vampire Kid II works best as a classic vault title for re-roast nights for comedy fans. With a Burn Index of 42/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Vampire Kid II worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Vampire Kid II lands at 42/100 Burn — solid for genre fans, skippable if you want a guaranteed classic.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.9k points
Hot Take: Vampire Kid II's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Vampire Kid II was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 404 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Vampire Kid II?
Rewatched Vampire Kid II last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.9k points
The cinematography in Vampire Kid II is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Vampire Kid II would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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