@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-06 08:00 UTC
A Tale of Legendary Libido treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
“This tomato has seen things.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2008 · Comedy / Fantasy / Drama
A Tale of Legendary Libido
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED42%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED48%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A monk gives an impaired man the secret to a strong arousal. The man had been teased and tortured until the travelling man decides to help him out.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2008
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Fantasy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
A monk gives an impaired man the secret to a strong arousal. The man had been teased and tortured until the travelling man decides to help him out.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-18 05:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during A Tale of Legendary Libido.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-23 22:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, A Tale of Legendary Libido would settle the national debt.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-11 13:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, A Tale of Legendary Libido.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/flicks · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in A Tale of Legendary Libido?
Just got out of A Tale of Legendary Libido and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.9k points
Unpopular opinion: A Tale of Legendary Libido is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, A Tale of Legendary Libido would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.9k points
Hot Take: A Tale of Legendary Libido's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought A Tale of Legendary Libido was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in A Tale of Legendary Libido?
Rewatched A Tale of Legendary Libido last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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