I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Rampage.

“This tomato has seen things.”
Rampage
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, the extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla who has been in his care since birth. But a rogue genetic experiment gone awry mutates this gentle ape into a raging creature of enormous size. To make matters worse, it’s soon discovered there are other similarly altered animals. As these newly created alpha predators tear across North America, destroying everything in their path, Okoye teams with a discredited genetic engineer to secure an antidote, fighting his way through an ever-changing battlefield, not only to halt a global catastrophe but to save the fearsome creature that was once his friend.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
Primatologist Davis Okoye shares an unshakable bond with George, the extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla who has been in his care since birth. But a rogue genetic experiment gone awry mutates this gentle ape into a raging creature of enormous size. To make matters worse, it’s soon discovered there are other similarly altered animals. As these newly created alpha predators tear across North America, destroying everything in their path, Okoye teams with a discredited genetic engineer to secure an antidote, fighting his way through an ever-changing battlefield, not only to halt a global catastrophe but to save the fearsome creature that was once his friend.
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Public Roast Feed
Rampage: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
Rampage has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
Even the popcorn looked bored during Rampage.
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
Unpopular opinion: Rampage is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Rampage last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Rampage actually is?
Just got out of Rampage and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Hot Take: Rampage's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Rampage performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Rampage?
Honestly, Rampage would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
