@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-02 15:00 UTC
The science in Minions: The Rise of Gru has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2022 · Comedy / Crime / Sci-Fi / Animation / Family
Minions: The Rise of Gru
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A fanboy of a supervillain supergroup known as the Vicious 6, Gru hatches a plan to become evil enough to join them, with the backup of his followers, the Minions.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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RELEASE DATE
2022
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GENRE
Comedy / Crime / Sci-Fi / Animation / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
A fanboy of a supervillain supergroup known as the Vicious 6, Gru hatches a plan to become evil enough to join them, with the backup of his followers, the Minions.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-01 09:00 UTC
Minions: The Rise of Gru should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-15 12:00 UTC
If Minions: The Rise of Gru was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-07 08:00 UTC
Minions: The Rise of Gru put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Minions: The Rise of Gru?
Just got out of Minions: The Rise of Gru and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.0k points
Hot Take: Minions: The Rise of Gru's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Minions: The Rise of Gru last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Minions: The Rise of Gru is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Minions: The Rise of Gru was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Minions: The Rise of Gru actually is?
Everyone praising the Minions: The Rise of Gru performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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