@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-21 21:00 UTC
The Nun: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“This film is a war crime against cinema.”
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2018 · Horror
The Nun
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A priest with a dark past and a novice nearing her final vows are sent by the Vatican to Romania to investigate a nun's death and face a demonic force.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2018
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GENRE
Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
A priest with a dark past and a novice nearing her final vows are sent by the Vatican to Romania to investigate a nun's death and face a demonic force.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-26 12:00 UTC
If The Nun was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-28 14:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in The Nun. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-29 09:00 UTC
The Nun has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Nun actually is?
Everyone praising the The Nun performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.3k points
The cinematography in The Nun is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, The Nun would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Nun?
Director clearly thought The Nun was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.9k points
Unpopular opinion: The Nun is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of The Nun and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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