@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-02 18:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Little Mermaid.
“The devil tomato walked out.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2023 · Adventure / Family / Fantasy / Romance
The Little Mermaid
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The youngest of King Triton’s daughters, and the most defiant, Ariel longs to find out more about the world beyond the sea, and while visiting the surface, falls for the dashing Prince Eric. With mermaids forbidden to interact with humans, Ariel makes a deal with the evil sea witch, Ursula, which gives her a chance to experience life on land, but ultimately places her life – and her father’s crown – in jeopardy.
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RELEASE DATE
2023
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GENRE
Adventure / Family / Fantasy / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
The youngest of King Triton’s daughters, and the most defiant, Ariel longs to find out more about the world beyond the sea, and while visiting the surface, falls for the dashing Prince Eric. With mermaids forbidden to interact with humans, Ariel makes a deal with the evil sea witch, Ursula, which gives her a chance to experience life on land, but ultimately places her life – and her father’s crown – in jeopardy.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.4k points
Unpopular opinion: The Little Mermaid is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the The Little Mermaid performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Little Mermaid?
Just got out of The Little Mermaid and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.6k points
Hot Take: The Little Mermaid's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love The Little Mermaid. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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