If Sonic the Hedgehog was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

“Two thumbs down from hell.”
Sonic the Hedgehog
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Powered with incredible speed, Sonic The Hedgehog embraces his new home on Earth. That is, until Sonic sparks the attention of super-uncool evil genius Dr. Robotnik. Now it’s super-villain vs. super-sonic in an all-out race across the globe to stop Robotnik from using Sonic’s unique power for world domination.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
Powered with incredible speed, Sonic The Hedgehog embraces his new home on Earth. That is, until Sonic sparks the attention of super-uncool evil genius Dr. Robotnik. Now it’s super-villain vs. super-sonic in an all-out race across the globe to stop Robotnik from using Sonic’s unique power for world domination.
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Sonic the Hedgehog put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Sonic the Hedgehog actually is?
Director clearly thought Sonic the Hedgehog was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: Sonic the Hedgehog's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Sonic the Hedgehog last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
The cinematography in Sonic the Hedgehog is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Sonic the Hedgehog. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
