@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-21 18:00 UTC
The Land of Sometimes has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2026 · Animation / Fantasy / Family / Adventure
The Land of Sometimes
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Twins Alfie and Elise find a magical Wish Watch on Christmas Eve and are swept by the Wish Collector into the musical Land of Sometimes, where they learn that wishes have consequences.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
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GENRE
Animation / Fantasy / Family / Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
Twins Alfie and Elise find a magical Wish Watch on Christmas Eve and are swept by the Wish Collector into the musical Land of Sometimes, where they learn that wishes have consequences.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-26 10:00 UTC
The Land of Sometimes treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-13 13:00 UTC
The Land of Sometimes is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-06 21:00 UTC
The Land of Sometimes is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Land of Sometimes?
Director clearly thought The Land of Sometimes was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.9k points
The cinematography in The Land of Sometimes is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of The Land of Sometimes and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.9k points
Unpopular opinion: The Land of Sometimes is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the The Land of Sometimes performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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