@RATIO_RAT2025-12-27 23:00 UTC
Watched A Good Day to Die Hard so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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2013 · Action / Thriller
A Good Day to Die Hard
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Iconoclastic, take-no-prisoners cop John McClane, finds himself for the first time on foreign soil after traveling to Moscow to help his wayward son Jack - unaware that Jack is really a highly-trained CIA operative out to stop a nuclear weapons heist. With the Russian underworld in pursuit, and battling a countdown to war, the two McClanes discover that their opposing methods make them unstoppable heroes.
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2013
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Action / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Iconoclastic, take-no-prisoners cop John McClane, finds himself for the first time on foreign soil after traveling to Moscow to help his wayward son Jack - unaware that Jack is really a highly-trained CIA operative out to stop a nuclear weapons heist. With the Russian underworld in pursuit, and battling a countdown to war, the two McClanes discover that their opposing methods make them unstoppable heroes.
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-14 13:00 UTC
A Good Day to Die Hard has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-22 14:00 UTC
The script for A Good Day to Die Hard feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-26 09:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. A Good Day to Die Hard knows its audience.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in A Good Day to Die Hard?
Just got out of A Good Day to Die Hard and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in A Good Day to Die Hard actually is?
Look, I wanted to love A Good Day to Die Hard. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.7k points
The cinematography in A Good Day to Die Hard is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched A Good Day to Die Hard last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in A Good Day to Die Hard?
Honestly, A Good Day to Die Hard would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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