The Curse of La Llorona: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.

“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
The Curse of La Llorona
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
In 1970s Los Angeles, the legendary ghost La Llorona is stalking the night -- and the children. Ignoring the eerie warning of a troubled mother, a social worker and her own kids are drawn into a frightening supernatural realm. Their only hope of surviving La Llorona's deadly wrath is a disillusioned priest who practices mysticism to keep evil at bay.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
In 1970s Los Angeles, the legendary ghost La Llorona is stalking the night -- and the children. Ignoring the eerie warning of a troubled mother, a social worker and her own kids are drawn into a frightening supernatural realm. Their only hope of surviving La Llorona's deadly wrath is a disillusioned priest who practices mysticism to keep evil at bay.
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The Curse of La Llorona: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
If The Curse of La Llorona was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
Counted the jumpscares in The Curse of La Llorona. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
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Why is The Curse of La Llorona rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
The Curse of La Llorona (2019) is served a mixed roast on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 43/100. In 1970s Los Angeles, the legendary ghost La Llorona is stalking the night -- and the children. Ignoring the eerie warning of a troubled mother, a social worker and her own kids are drawn into a frightening supernatural…
What streaming era or audience vibe does The Curse of La Llorona fit best?+
The Curse of La Llorona works best as a modern catalog staple for horror fans. With a Burn Index of 43/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is The Curse of La Llorona worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
The Curse of La Llorona lands at 43/100 Burn — solid for genre fans, skippable if you want a guaranteed classic.
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[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Curse of La Llorona?
Everyone praising the The Curse of La Llorona performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Curse of La Llorona?
Honestly, The Curse of La Llorona would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
The cinematography in The Curse of La Llorona is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love The Curse of La Llorona. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Hot Take: The Curse of La Llorona's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought The Curse of La Llorona was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
