@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-26 03:00 UTC
Green Book has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
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2018 · Drama / Comedy / History
Green Book
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Tony Lip, a bouncer in 1962, is hired to drive pianist Don Shirley on a tour through the Deep South in the days when African Americans, forced to find alternate accommodations and services due to segregation laws below the Mason-Dixon Line, relied on a guide called The Negro Motorist Green Book.
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PLOT SUMMARY
Tony Lip, a bouncer in 1962, is hired to drive pianist Don Shirley on a tour through the Deep South in the days when African Americans, forced to find alternate accommodations and services due to segregation laws below the Mason-Dixon Line, relied on a guide called The Negro Motorist Green Book.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-28 03:00 UTC
Green Book: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-28 21:00 UTC
Green Book put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-29 01:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Green Book. Once was a sneeze.
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r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Green Book?
Look, I wanted to love Green Book. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.1k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Green Book?
Everyone praising the Green Book performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 0.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Green Book actually is?
Director clearly thought Green Book was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Green Book is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Green Book and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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