Watched 10 Things I Hate About You so you don't have to. You're welcome.

“Script was written in ketchup.”
10 Things I Hate About You
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
On the first day at his new school, Cameron instantly falls for Bianca, the gorgeous girl of his dreams. The only problem is that Bianca is forbidden to date until her ill-tempered, completely un-dateable older sister Kat goes out, too. In an attempt to solve his problem, Cameron singles out the only guy who could possibly be a match for Kat: a mysterious bad boy with a nasty reputation of his own.
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
On the first day at his new school, Cameron instantly falls for Bianca, the gorgeous girl of his dreams. The only problem is that Bianca is forbidden to date until her ill-tempered, completely un-dateable older sister Kat goes out, too. In an attempt to solve his problem, Cameron singles out the only guy who could possibly be a match for Kat: a mysterious bad boy with a nasty reputation of his own.
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If whispered monologues were currency, 10 Things I Hate About You would settle the national debt.
10 Things I Hate About You confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
10 Things I Hate About You is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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Unpopular opinion: 10 Things I Hate About You is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, 10 Things I Hate About You would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in 10 Things I Hate About You?
Rewatched 10 Things I Hate About You last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: 10 Things I Hate About You's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love 10 Things I Hate About You. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
