Reservoir Dogs has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.

“Tomato tried to leave at intermission.”
Reservoir Dogs
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A botched robbery indicates a police informant, and the pressure mounts in the aftermath at a warehouse. Crime begets violence as the survivors -- veteran Mr. White, newcomer Mr. Orange, psychopathic parolee Mr. Blonde, bickering weasel Mr. Pink and Nice Guy Eddie -- unravel.
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A botched robbery indicates a police informant, and the pressure mounts in the aftermath at a warehouse. Crime begets violence as the survivors -- veteran Mr. White, newcomer Mr. Orange, psychopathic parolee Mr. Blonde, bickering weasel Mr. Pink and Nice Guy Eddie -- unravel.
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The script for Reservoir Dogs feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Reservoir Dogs knows its audience.
Even the popcorn looked bored during Reservoir Dogs.
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[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Reservoir Dogs?
Just got out of Reservoir Dogs and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Reservoir Dogs?
Director clearly thought Reservoir Dogs was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Reservoir Dogs actually is?
Honestly, Reservoir Dogs would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
