Counted the jumpscares in Death on the Nile. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.

“Script was written in ketchup.”
Death on the Nile
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot's Egyptian vacation aboard a glamorous river steamer turns into a terrifying search for a murderer when a picture-perfect couple's idyllic honeymoon is tragically cut short.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot's Egyptian vacation aboard a glamorous river steamer turns into a terrifying search for a murderer when a picture-perfect couple's idyllic honeymoon is tragically cut short.
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Why is Death on the Nile rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Death on the Nile (2022) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 36/100. Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot's Egyptian vacation aboard a glamorous river steamer turns into a terrifying search for a murderer when a picture-perfect couple's idyllic honeymoon is tragically cut short.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Death on the Nile fit best?+
Death on the Nile works best as a modern catalog staple for mystery fans. With a Burn Index of 36/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Death on the Nile worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Death on the Nile scores 36/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Death on the Nile actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Death on the Nile. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Death on the Nile?
Just got out of Death on the Nile and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
The cinematography in Death on the Nile is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Death on the Nile last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
