@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-05 06:00 UTC
Jurassic World Dominion should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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2022 · Adventure / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Jurassic World Dominion
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Four years after Isla Nublar was destroyed, dinosaurs now live—and hunt—alongside humans all over the world. This fragile balance will reshape the future and determine, once and for all, whether human beings are to remain the apex predators on a planet they now share with history's most fearsome creatures.
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Four years after Isla Nublar was destroyed, dinosaurs now live—and hunt—alongside humans all over the world. This fragile balance will reshape the future and determine, once and for all, whether human beings are to remain the apex predators on a planet they now share with history's most fearsome creatures.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-03 04:00 UTC
The script for Jurassic World Dominion feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-01 22:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Jurassic World Dominion.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-01 01:00 UTC
Jurassic World Dominion: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.7k points
The cinematography in Jurassic World Dominion is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Jurassic World Dominion. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Jurassic World Dominion?
Just got out of Jurassic World Dominion and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Jurassic World Dominion actually is?
Rewatched Jurassic World Dominion last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Jurassic World Dominion is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Jurassic World Dominion would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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