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Five Nights at Freddy's has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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2023 · Horror / Thriller
Five Nights at Freddy's
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Recently fired and desperate for work, a troubled young man named Mike agrees to take a position as a night security guard at an abandoned theme restaurant: Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. But he soon discovers that nothing at Freddy's is what it seems.
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RELEASE DATE
2023
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GENRE
Horror / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Recently fired and desperate for work, a troubled young man named Mike agrees to take a position as a night security guard at an abandoned theme restaurant: Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. But he soon discovers that nothing at Freddy's is what it seems.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Five Nights at Freddy's?
Honestly, Five Nights at Freddy's would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.6k points
The cinematography in Five Nights at Freddy's is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Five Nights at Freddy's performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Five Nights at Freddy's?
Look, I wanted to love Five Nights at Freddy's. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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