Watched Luca so you don't have to. You're welcome.

“Straight to the compost bin.”
Luca
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Luca and his best friend Alberto experience an unforgettable summer on the Italian Riviera. But all the fun is threatened by a deeply-held secret: they are sea monsters from another world just below the water’s surface.
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
Luca and his best friend Alberto experience an unforgettable summer on the Italian Riviera. But all the fun is threatened by a deeply-held secret: they are sea monsters from another world just below the water’s surface.
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Even the popcorn looked bored during Luca.
Luca: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
If exposition were a contact sport, Luca would be banned for life.
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[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Luca?
Director clearly thought Luca was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: Luca's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Luca and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Luca actually is?
Everyone praising the Luca performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
