@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-27 00:00 UTC
Girl has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2018 · Drama
Girl
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A promising teenage dancer enrolls at a prestigious ballet school while grappling with her gender dysphoria.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2018
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
A promising teenage dancer enrolls at a prestigious ballet school while grappling with her gender dysphoria.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-28 13:00 UTC
Girl confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-29 02:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Girl.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-14 03:00 UTC
Girl is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.7k points
The cinematography in Girl is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Girl performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Girl actually is?
Rewatched Girl last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Girl?
Look, I wanted to love Girl. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Girl?
Director clearly thought Girl was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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