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Greyhound is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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2020 · War / Action / Drama
Greyhound
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A first-time captain leads a convoy of allied ships carrying thousands of soldiers across the treacherous waters of the "Black Pit" to the front lines of WWII. With no air cover protection for 5 days, the captain and his convoy must battle the surrounding enemy Nazi U-boats in order to give the allies a chance to win the war.
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2020
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War / Action / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
A first-time captain leads a convoy of allied ships carrying thousands of soldiers across the treacherous waters of the "Black Pit" to the front lines of WWII. With no air cover protection for 5 days, the captain and his convoy must battle the surrounding enemy Nazi U-boats in order to give the allies a chance to win the war.
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@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-20 08:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Greyhound.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-10 00:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Greyhound knows its audience.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-04 14:00 UTC
Greyhound: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.4k points
The cinematography in Greyhound is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Greyhound last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Greyhound is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Greyhound was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Greyhound?
Honestly, Greyhound would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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