@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-30 18:00 UTC
Watched Casino so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1995 · Crime / Drama
Casino
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED20%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED26%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
In Las Vegas, two best friends--a casino executive and a Mafia enforcer--compete for a gambling empire and a fast-living, fast-loving socialite.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1995
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GENRE
Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
In Las Vegas, two best friends--a casino executive and a Mafia enforcer--compete for a gambling empire and a fast-living, fast-loving socialite.
STARRING CAST
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@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-30 10:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Casino would settle the national debt.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-30 01:00 UTC
Casino confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-14 15:00 UTC
Casino is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.4k points
Hot Take: Casino's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Casino performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 137 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 0.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Casino?
Rewatched Casino last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.4k points
The cinematography in Casino is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Casino was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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