Watched Raya and the Last Dragon so you don't have to. You're welcome.

“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
Raya and the Last Dragon
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Long ago, in the fantasy world of Kumandra, humans and dragons lived together in harmony. But when an evil force threatened the land, the dragons sacrificed themselves to save humanity. Now, 500 years later, that same evil has returned and it’s up to a lone warrior, Raya, to track down the legendary last dragon to restore the fractured land and its divided people.
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
Long ago, in the fantasy world of Kumandra, humans and dragons lived together in harmony. But when an evil force threatened the land, the dragons sacrificed themselves to save humanity. Now, 500 years later, that same evil has returned and it’s up to a lone warrior, Raya, to track down the legendary last dragon to restore the fractured land and its divided people.
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The science in Raya and the Last Dragon has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
Raya and the Last Dragon treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
Raya and the Last Dragon should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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Unpopular opinion: Raya and the Last Dragon is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Raya and the Last Dragon. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Raya and the Last Dragon actually is?
Honestly, Raya and the Last Dragon would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
The cinematography in Raya and the Last Dragon is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Raya and the Last Dragon performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Hot Take: Raya and the Last Dragon's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Raya and the Last Dragon was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
